Wednesday, April 14, 2010

HYSTERICAL TRUE STORY I HAD TO TELL!!!!

My wife informed me today that something hilarious had happened to one of her former neighbors in her hometown. here it is- this neighbor lady has a teenage son with down syndrome, but he is old enough to stay home by himself while the mom goes to work, but she calls to check in on him throughout the day, and goes home on her lunch breaks. Well, the mom called to check on the son, and he kept screaming over the phone he was so excited, he said "mom! mom! mom! I caught a troll, you have to come see it, i caught a troll!", and she responded, "I can't its only 9 and I don't get a break til noon.", but the kid insisted. She said she would be home as soon as she could, but the kid was freaking out about this troll he caught. The mom knew that he got excited about alot of things, so she shrugged it off, and went back to work. When she went home, the son met her at the door, and once again was screaming with excitement about this troll he caught. So he dragged her by the arm back to his room to see this troll he caught. When she got back there, the door on his closet was shut and he had stacked furniture in front of the closet. So now she was curious. Then she heard something inside, so she quickly opend the closet. Inside she found a midget! He was a Jehova's Witness, and the kid overpowered him and locked him in the closet!! The guy was pissed, so the cops were called on I'm sure the family has a lawsuit on their hands but, I thought it was frickin hilarious!!! That guy was locked in the closet for over two hours, just waiting for someone to find him! I had to tell everyone that story, wow I was in tears laughing when I heard it. It is 100% true and happened in Humboldt, IA

9 comments:

venoms5 said...

LMAO! A troll?? Yeah, there might be some midget racism declared there. Maybe the kids condition will save them?

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God.

Hilarious!

R.D. Penning said...

yeah, i didn't believe her when I first heard it. I was too funny to be true, but her mom confirmed it. The kid caught a midget because he thought he was a troll, haha! That is never going to get old!

Andrew Green said...

That's a perfect story....
What happened to the other Jehovah's Witness? Don't they usually go around in pairs?

R.D. Penning said...

as far as I know he was rocking it solo

Emily said...

This is the best thing I have ever heard in my entire life. Thank you for starting my Friday off right.

Carl (ILHM) said...

That.. is.. AWESOMEZ!! I would have done the same thing

Pat Tillett said...

LOL!!!!
That was a classic! That guy must have been so mad!

Gory said...

hahahahahaha

That is beyond hilarious!!!